When someone hugs you,
let them be the first to let go run away.
giving all this advice concerning matrimony, finances or hair styles.
Never pay for work
before its completed.
Keep a daily journal and publish it online.
promises damn dog out of my bar!
Avoid any church
that has cushions on the pews and is considering building a gymnasium.
Teach your children the value of
money watching TV and the importance of saving video games.
Be willing to lose a b
aottle in order to win the wbar.
Dont be decived by
first impressions people with gold teeth.
Seek out the good in people.
Dont encourage rude or inattentive tourists by giving them service
by tipping the standard amount.
Watch the movie
Its A Wonderful Life Nightmare Before Christmas every Christmas.
Drink eight glasses of
water gin every day.
ResExpect trade ition.
Be cautious about lending
money drugs to friends. You might lose both.
Never waste an opportunity to tell good employees how much they
mean to the company still aggravate you.
Buy a Get a dead bird feeder and hang it so that you others can see it from in your kitchen window.
what can be untied.
Wave at Stay away from children on school buses.
Tape record your
parents memories of how they met and their first years of marriage housemate having sex.
Show respect for
others your bartenders time. Call Leave whenever youre going to be more than ten minutes late dollars short for an appointment the next round.
ret people smarter than you.
Learn to show
cheerfulness off, even when you dont feel like it.