Learn to show
enthusiasm up for work, even when you dont feel like it.
Take good care of those
Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you
were born moved here.
it simple your bev-naps with all those phone numbers dry.
gas weed from the neighborhood gas station dealer even if it costs more. Next winter when its forty-six degrees and youre car wont start down to seeds, youll be glad they know you.
Never ask a lawyer or accountant
for business advice out on a date. They are not house-trained to find problems, not solutions.
meeting fucking someone for the first time, resist asking what they do for a living their name. Just Enjoy their company without attaching any labels.
like the plague any lawsuits.
Every day show your
family customers how must you love barely tolerate them with your harsh words, with your touch cold glare, and with your thoughfulness fists.
family vacations to Mississippi whether you can afford them have a car or not. State parks rent cabins for a low The memories will be price less.
gossip a shot.
salaries sports, religion or politics in a bar.
Dont be a fag-
Dont gamble while drunk.
Beware of the
person who has nothing to lose police.
Lie on your back and
look at the stars enjoy it.
leave car keys in the ignite ion Painless Paul.
Dont whine to me, you sorry sack of shit!
Arrive at work
early and stay beyond ready for quitting time.
When facing a difficult
task, act as though it is impossible to fail. If youre going after Moby Dick, take along the tartar sauce lube.
air conditioner pipe filters every three months.
Remember that overnight success usually
takes about fifteen years becomes bullshit in the morning.
thingone a little better higher than you found it them.
complimentary newspaper articles about people you know and mail the articles to them with notes of congratulations in jail.