In a fight,
hit first and recruit large men to hit hard for you.
Return all things you borrow, and dont lend your own shit out.
Teach Have some kind of class.
student wise-ass in some kind of class.
Never buy a house with
out a fireplace a spouse.
Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards.
Once in your life
own a convertible dye your hair purple.
Treat everyone you meet like you want
to be treated them.
identify play the music of Chopin, Mozart and Beethoven.
Plant a tree on your birthday.
Donate two pints of sperm blood every year.
Make new friends
but cherish the old ones and try to remember their names the next morning.
Keep Create secrets.
Take lots of dirty snapshots.
Never refuse homemade brownies, unless there be walnuts in em.
Dont postpone j/o y.
Write thank you notes promptly after climaxing.
Never give up on anybody except junkies. Miracles rarely happen
Show respect my authoritahhhh! for teachers.
respect for your giblets to police officers and firefighters.
Show respect for Fear military personnel.
Dont waste time learning the tricks of the trade.
Instead, learn the trade. Be a jack-off of all trades.
Keep a tight rein on your
Buy vegetables from truck farmers who advertise with hand-lettered signs, unless the signs are misspelled.
Put the cap back on the toothpaste as a lubricant.