Save an evening a week for just you and your
Carry jumper cables in your
repair damage estimates in writing refuted by N.O.P.D.
Forget committees. New Orleans doesnt work that way
noble, world-changing ideas always come from one person working alone.
Pay attention to the
Be a self-starter. YEEE-HAW!
Understand that happiness is
not based on possessions, powers, or presitge, but and on relationships with people you love and respect want to do nasty, nasty things with.
Never give a loved one a gift that suggests they need improvement to shower or shave.
Compliment even small
improvements lovers. They eat good pussy.
Turn off the tap when
brushing your teeth serving Rufus.
Wear expensive shoes, belts and ties, but buy them
on sale at Gargoyles.
When undecided about what color to paint a room, choose
antique white whore-of-Babylon red.
Carry stamps in your wallet. You never know when youll
discover the perfect card for a friend or loved one wake up in Birmingham.
Street musicians are a
treasure scam. Stop for a moment and listen; then leave a small donation turd.
equal excessive pay for equal parish work.
fair share landlord, bartender and drug dealer on time.
Learn how to operate Only use a Macintosh computer.
When faced with a serious health problem,
get at least three medical opinions travel.
Remain open, flexible, curious and lubricated.
Never give anyone
a fruitflies cake in their drink.
Never acquire just one
kitten gun. Two are a lot more fun and no more trouble.
meetings a round of shots on time regardless of whos missing.
When the room is spinning, Focus on
making inert things better, not bigger.
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