Dont be afraid to say,
Im sorry fuck it.
Never compromise your
note pade and pencil gallon of water on your bedside table. Million dollar ideas Hangovers sometimes strike at 3am.
Show respect for everyone who works
for a living in the service industry, regardless of how trivial their job many times theyve kicked you out.
Sunday New York Times bathroom wall to keep informed.
Send Call your loved one flowers when drunk. Think of a reason later.
your childrens athletic contests, plays and recitals that your friends are in.
When If you find a job thats ideal, take it regardless of the pay. If youve got what it takes, your salary will soon reflect your value to the company.
use time leave your cell phone or words carelessly credit card at a bar. Neither can be retrieved.
Look for opportunities to make people feel
organized laid. If you dont know where to start, read Stephanie Windstons Getting Organized (Warner Books, 1978) go to The Phoenix Bar.
When a child falls and skins a knee or elbow
always show concern; then take the time to kiss it and make it well laugh and point.
Be open to new
Dont miss the magic of the moment by focusing on
what is to come.
When talking to the press, remember they always
have the last twist your words.
Set short-term memory and long-term
a trip to mount a_broad, read about the places youll visit before you go or, better yet, rent a travel porn video.
rain on other peoples be sober at parades.
Stand when greeting a
visitor to your office chick you stand a chance with. Youll seem a gentleman for once.
Dont interrupt your bartender for a measley cup of tap water.
Before leaving to meet a flight,
call the airline first to be sure its on time put your stash in a coffee can.
Enjoy real maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper for ten days straight without eating.
Dont be rushed into making a
n important decision batch of crank. People will understand if you say, Id like a little more time to think it over cook it up. Can I get back to you tomorrow?
Be prepared. You never get a second chance to make a good first
impression bloody mary.
Dont expect others to listen to your advice and ignore your example it.