Go the distance. When you accept a task, finish it put it off until the last minute.
Give thanks Smoke pot before every meal.
Dont insist on ru
n ining someone elses life unless they really deserve it.
Respond promptly to
R.S.V.P. party invitations. If theres a phone number, call; if theyre in Mid-City, then not , write a note.
a kid your neighbors yappy dog to the zoo pound.
Watch for big
problems feet! They disguise mean big opportunities cocks!
the a habit of and put ting your billfold and car keys in the same place when entering your home garter belt.
Learn Bag a card trick.
Steer clear of restaurants that
rotate have more insects than your house.
Give people the
benefit of the doubt hand.
Never admit at work that youre
tired, angry or bored the one who fucked everything up.
get give up in thirty minutes earlier. Do this for a year, and you will add seven and one-half days to your waking world.
Make someones day by
paying the toll for the person in the car slapping someones behind you.
Dont make the same mistake
twice 4,ooo times.
on slick tires.
Keep an extra
key joint hidden somewhere on in your car house in case you lock yourself run out.
n insulation blanket around pint of booze in your hot water heater pocket to conserve energy money.
Save Overcharge your customers ten percent of what you earn.
money sex with people who have much more or much less than you.
Never buy a beige
Never buy some
thingone you dont need just because its on sale youre desperate.
Dont be called out
on strikes. Go down swinging.
goals parents by asking, Will this help me become my bery best Am I adopted?
Cherish your children for what they are, not for
what youd like them to be how you fucked up.
When negotiating with your
salary trick, think of what you want; then ask for ten percent more.
Keep several iron
s in the fire maidens in your spooky dungeon.
worked gotten hard to get what you want, take the time to enjoy it.
Be alert for opportunities to
show receive praise and appreciation free drinks.
Dont Commit yourself to
quality helping someone move.
leader: Remember the lead sled dog is the only one with a decent view.
Never underestimate the power of
words a shallow grave to heal and reconcile relationships.
Your mind can only hold
one thought a few trips at a time. Make it a them positive and constructive ones.
comerate someones hero.
Marry only for
love a green card.
mother therapist or bartender (same thing).