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DIARIES—Marquis Déjà Dû’s LiveJournal — Current rock-n-roll shenanigans à la New Orleans night life — OR — “le MARQUIS’ INTIMATE DIARY” — a journal of his personal and perverted life (archives). CLASSICS DIGEST—Great Literature Abridged and Truncated for a Real Quick Read “LIFE’S NEW ORLEANS’ LITTLE INSTRUCTION BOOK” — 511 pieces of beige advice for beige people, minorly adjusted to apply to your lifestyle! LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES—Amoral Manifesto by Choderlos de Laclos DIE WALKÜRE—Operatic Meltdown of Wagner TITUS ANDRONICUS—Shakespeare’s Most Filthy and Gruesome LIT LIBS!—Online Mad Libs Taken from Classic Literature and Obscure Anomolies TELL-TALE HEART—E. A. Poe GONE WITH THE WIND—Margaret Mitchell TO MARION—Sonnet by Lord Byron THREE SISTERS—Anton Chekhov LES MISÉRABLES—Victor Hugo HAMLET—William Shakespeare THE BIBLE—Pulp Fiction at its Best THE SATANIC BIBLE—Anton Szandor LaVey THE PICKWICK PAPERS—Charles Dickens THE BERLIN STORIES—Christopher Isherwood CRIME & PUNISHMENT—Fyodor Dostoyevsky FACTS OF LIFE & LOVE—Oppressive 50’s Teen Sex Manual THE JOURNALS OF SYLVIA PLATH NECRO-NERD AWARDS—Awards to Precious, Special Websites 1997 1998 WORD WHORES—Use it in a sentence! «THE DÉJÀ DECK»—Online Tarot Readings THE SCREAM—Edvard Munch’s Rare Napkin Art S.i.H. REQUIRED READING LIST—The source of all good literature is an upheaved soul PETROLEUM JELLY—Misogyny, Misanthropy and Pepperoni Pizza Potato Chips; A Short Story SEPULCHRITUDE’S KRAZY KOCKTAILZ!—Drinks that never existed, their recipes, and their dubious origins. KOOKIGAMI—The Erotic Japanese Art of Penile Personification SOPHIE WRIGHT PLACE—A Play; Based on a True Story of Public Dramas and Those Who Love to Air Them CHROMATIC DISTONIA—Requisite S.i.H. Music Review A 19th C. LADIES’ AFTERNOON PICNIC AT THE MONSTER TRUCK SHOW—A Short Story about Dainty Lace Gloves and Damaged, Dyed Hair TEA AT THE DOLLHOUSE—A Rock n’ Roll Short Story about Not Being Able to Go Home Again marquis@sepulchritude.com